How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
How naked do you want me to be?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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