I CAN MOONWALK!
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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