This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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