i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
