Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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