So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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