he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just pynch a tree in the face
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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