All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Randomize
