OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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