Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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