ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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