Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Where are you guys?
Drunk
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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