Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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