we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I love you. Go after that dick
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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