Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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