why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i think i have herpe
just one?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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