i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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