talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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