Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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