Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Your cock deserves a montage
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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