You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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