Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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