I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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