Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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