my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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