Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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