i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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