Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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