yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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