It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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