Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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