I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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