He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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