whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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