fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Let's get the cat blown out
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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