she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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