your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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