i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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