Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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