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Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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