The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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