This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
