I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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