CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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