is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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