I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Everyone says I win the strip club
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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