are you so shy because you have an std?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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