we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
