i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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