Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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